maxonschrave:

when you try your best

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but you don’t succeed

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

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anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

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wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

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